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30/7/2010

Type of poo

Ghost Poo: You know you've pooed. There's poo on the toilet paper, but not in theToilet. Where is it?

Teflon Poo: So slick and easy you don't even feel it. No trace of poo on the toilet paper. You have to look in the toilet to be sure you did it.

Goo Poo: This has the consistency of hot tar. You wipe twelve times and you still don't come clean. You end up putting toilet paper in your underwear so you don't soil it. Permanent skid marks are left in the toilet.

Second Thoughts Poo: You're all done wiping and about to stand up when you realise... there's more to come.

Pop a Vein in Your Forehead Poo: This is the kind of poo that killed Elvis. It doesn't want to come out until you're all sweaty, trembling, and purple from straining so hard.

Weight Watchers Poo: You poo so much you lose several pounds. Right Now Poo: You'd better be within thirty seconds of a toilet. You burn rubber to get there and it usually gets its head out before you can get your pants down.

King Kong Poo: This one is so big you think it won't go down the toilet unless you break it into smaller chunks. A wire coat hanger usually works well. This kind of poo usually happens when you're at someone else's house.

Cork Poo: Also known as "floaters." Even after the third flush it's still there, floating in the bowl. My God! How do I get rid of it?

Wet Cheeks Poo: This poo hits the water sideways and makes a bigger splash than the launching of the QE2, soaking your starfish.

Wish Poo: You sit there all cramped up and fart a few times, but no poo.

Cement Block Poo: You wish you'd got a spinal block before you pooed.

Snake Poo: This poo is fairly soft, about as thick as your thumb and at least three feet long.

Morning After Poo: Happens the day after the night before. Normally your poo doesn't smell that bad, but THIS one... Usually you're at someone else's house (normally a girl you're trying to impress) and they're waiting outside to use the bathroom.

Mexican Food Poo: Also called "screamers." You know it's safe to eat again when your bum stops burning.

Boo Hoo Poo: Makes you cry with pain and wonder whether your should risk the stitches or go for the fuller figure.

Type of farter

Vain: You love the smell of your own farts.

Amiable: You love the smell of other people's farts.

Proud: You think your farts are exceptionally fine.

Shy: You release silent farts and then blush.

Impudent: You boldly fart out loud and then laugh. Unfortunate: You try really hard to fart, but you poop instead.

Scientific: You fart regularly but you're concerned about pollution. Nervous: You stop in the middle of your fart.

Honest: You admit that you farted but offer good medical reasons. Dishonest: You far and then blame the dog.

Foolish: You suppress your farts for hours.

Thrifty: You always keep a couple of good farts in reserve.

Anti-Social: When the need arises, you excuse yourself from the room and fart in private.

Strategic: You fart and then conceal it with loud coughing.

Sadistic: You fart in bed and then pull the cover up over your partner's head. Intellectual: You can determine from the smell of any fart exactly what food item had been consumed.

Athletic: You fart at the slightest exertion.

Miserable: You would love to let one out, but you are unable to fart.

Sensitive: You fart and then start crying.

Toilet seat racers

Toilet Seat Racers
Toilet Seat Racers

This must be a joke, right? Does someone actually produce a cross between a go-cart and a toilet? I had to find out … and the answer is YES! Here’s a video of the toilet seat racers in action:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JLv5z275INo

Werid restaurant

Modern Toilet is a Taipei restaurant.Modern Toilet is a Taipei restaurant.

It accommodates 100 seats with each made from toilet bowls. The specialties at the restaurant accompany sink faucets and gender-coded “WC” signs that appear on the three-story structure. The food is served in mini plastic toilet bowls. The toilet rolls that serve for wiping hand and mouth are hung above the tables, which may resemble glass-topped jumbo bathtubs.

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the strangest places to put a toilet

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toilet illusion

See the optical illusion shown below. You will feel that there is no floor

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floorless-bathroom-optical-illusion

Actually its a floor design which make it look like bathroom is without floor.

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An strange optical illusion!

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I was just looking towards the picture and didnt see anything.I went to the toilet and when I looked at it, I saw a woman!Amazing how they do it?

move away from screen , what did u see ???
move away from screen , what did u see ???

I was just looking towards the picture and didnt see anything.I went to the toilet and when I looked at it, I saw a Man!Amazing how they do it?

evil toilet

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unusual toilet signs

Wackiest, Funniest And Oddest Toilet Signs Seen On www.coolpicturegallery.net
Wackiest, Funniest And Oddest Toilet Signs Seen On www.coolpicturegallery.net

Wackiest, Funniest And Oddest Toilet Signs Seen On www.coolpicturegallery.net
Wackiest, Funniest And Oddest Toilet Signs Seen On www.coolpicturegallery.net

Wackiest, Funniest And Oddest Toilet Signs Seen On www.coolpicturegallery.net
Wackiest, Funniest And Oddest Toilet Signs Seen On www.coolpicturegallery.net

Wackiest, Funniest And Oddest Toilet Signs Seen On www.coolpicturegallery.net
Wackiest, Funniest And Oddest Toilet Signs Seen On www.coolpicturegallery.net

Wackiest, Funniest And Oddest Toilet Signs Seen On www.coolpicturegallery.net
Wackiest, Funniest And Oddest Toilet Signs Seen On www.coolpicturegallery.net

Wackiest, Funniest And Oddest Toilet Signs Seen On www.coolpicturegallery.net
Wackiest, Funniest And Oddest Toilet Signs Seen On www.coolpicturegallery.net

Wackiest, Funniest And Oddest Toilet Signs Seen On www.coolpicturegallery.net
Wackiest, Funniest And Oddest Toilet Signs Seen On www.coolpicturegallery.net

Bathroom Sign
Bathroom Sign

Bathroom Sign
Bathroom Sign

Bathroom Sign
Bathroom Sign

hawaii-women
hawaii-women
hawaii-men
hawaii-men

egg-women
egg-women
toilet_signs_57
toilet_signs_57
egg-men
egg-men
computer-toilet
computer-toilet
WilliamsburgM
WilliamsburgM

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it is a Toilet!!!

unusual toilet

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toilet made up of musical instruments

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frozen toilet in netherland

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toilet that can give out light

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Is this a pervertic toilet the want to touch our private part?

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two toilet bowl in one cubical.

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cushion toilet.

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it look like it is going to eat our private part

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toilet from england.

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do we pee in flower???

Toilet cartoon

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Toilet Song

Flush it! (to the tune of Mary had a Little Lamb) What goes down washing machines, sinks and showers, and toilets? The water that goes down these pipes is called our wastewater. Toilet paper, soap and germs, soap and germs, soap and germs. Toilet paper, soap and germs are in our wastewater. Human waste and oil and food, oil and food, oil and food. Human waste and oil and food are in our wastewater. Toothpaste, dirt and chemicals, chemicals, chemicals. Toothpaste, dirt and chemicals are in our wastewater. Wastewater is sterilized, cleaned and treated, then released. The clean water is then released into Commencement Bay. So please be careful what you flush, how you clean, what you rinse. What’s in our water can pollute so think before you flush.

Ninja toilet sign

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How to use an indian toilet

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Sports toilet signs

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werid toilet signs

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funny toilet signs

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who went fishing in the toilet
humor-pictures
humor-pictures

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funny3

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Toilet comic

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a woman diving into the toilet bowl. :p

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This place only need toilet paper.

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!!!funny toilet background!!!

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IF YOU ARE A GIRL, PLEASE DO NOT DO THESE!

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Beans I Beans, beans, are good for your heart, The more you eat, the more you fart, The more you fart, the better you feel, So eat your beans at every meal. II Beans, beans, the musical fruit, The more you eat, the more you toot. The more you toot, the more you smell So choke on them, and fart in hell III (Submitted Poem) Fart, Fart the beans are calling, must be the ones i ate this morning, went to the bog and missed the pan by a mile, sorry mum i didn't mean it, here's a mop now go and clean it, that's what you get for eating heinz baked beans!!

hilous beans jokes

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Listen to Your children!

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Posted by Luisa

Toilet model from group 7

our toilet name is you flush your business.

Toilet Mathematics



1. There were some women in a toilet. There were 8 women who were putting on make up and 2 women who were changing their baby diapers. If there were 11 stalls and each stall was used by 2 women, how many women were there?
8+2=10
11x2=22
22=10=32

There were 32 women in the toilet.

2. There was a new bathroom in a building. It had 9 toilets altogether. On the first day, 49 men used each toilet. On the second day, 3/7 of the total number of men who use used the toilets on the first day used the toilet on the second day.on the third day,, 98 more men used the toilets than the the total number of men who used the toilet on the first day and the second day. How many men used the toilets on the three days altogether?

49x9=441
441/7=63
63x3=189
189+441=630
630+98=728
728+630=1358
There are 1358 men used the toilet on the three days altogether.

posted by mikaela jaya from group 7

29 june 2010

the three sinful nun

There are three nuns and a Mother Superior. The Mother Superior tells the three nuns that before they can receive their Saint name they had one final test. She told them to go commit one sin so that they would not have urges to be bad. After the three nuns return, the Mother Superior says, "Did you commit your sins?" They all shake their heads yes. The first two nuns are crying, the third is giggling. The Mother Superior says to the first one, "What sin did you commit child?" The first nun answers with tears in her eyes. "I was just rotten, I picked flowers from someone's garden." The Mother Superior says, "Go drink the Holy Water and it will be alright." The third nun is dancing around in laughter. The Mother Superior asks the second one. Her whole body is shaking and she is crying. "I stole candy from a baby." The Mother Superior says, "My child, drink the Holy Water and you are forgiven. The third nun falls on the floor hysterically laughing. The Mother Superior is disgusted and asks, "What are you laughing at?" The third nun is barely able to answer through her tears of laughter, " I peed in the Holy Water."

As I sit and write this poem, My butt is heaving' and a blowing', Stinking up this bathroom stall, I'm trying not to spray the wall, I can't control it, I wanna die, It must have been, that pumpkin pie.

posted by zames li

29 june 2010

Roses are red, toilets are white, I'm forcing it out, with all of my might.

Roses are pink, toilets can stink, The pipes are all plugged, gotta piss in the sink.

Roses are red, and they smell pretty too, but not when they grow, in big piles of poo.

Roses are red, and have thorns that can cut, So don't ever use them, to wipe your bare butt.

Roses are black, and may represent death, I can't stand the stench, am on my last breath.

Roses are red, Violets are blue The dog took a crap, in your favorite new shoes

Roses are red, Violets are blue I'm sure it's been said, that your farts are not few

Roses are red, Violets are green Try sitting instead, you spray when you're peein'

posted by Zames li

Toilet sign and toilet around the globe: external image toilet11.jpg external image ladies_gents.jpg external image toilet_seat_raising_pedal2.jpg external image toilet-use.jpg

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POSTED BY THASVIN ON 28 JUNE 2010

5 unique toilet around the globe.

Next to eating, drinking and sleeping, going to the restroom is something that we all do quite frequently. Most of the time, we tend to forget that the design of a restroom, especially public bathrooms, have an impact on the individual and on society as a whole. Come witness a worldwide initiative designed to educate society and to improve the designs and structures of public restrooms. In shaping a good toilet culture among today’s society, there are initiatives underway to improve the design and structure of public restrooms.

1.THE JOHN MICHAEL KOHLER ARTS CENTER RESTROOM, USA The Kohler art centre houses arts exhibits in Sheboygan, WI, USA. The Kohler fund sponsored six artists to design artwork using the facilities and sources from Kohler- a company that sells bathrooms and accessories. One of the restroom units entitled “The Social History of Architecture” features the development of architecture from ancient Egypt until the current time. One restroom unit features “The Many Uses of Water” using beautiful ceramics in blue colours.

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2.SOCCER BALL SHAPED RESTROOM, KOREA In 2002, both South Korea and Japan became the hosts for the football World Cup finals. A former Korean mayor came up with the idea of having soccer ball shaped restrooms around the football stadium as part of a campaign to develop clean and comfortable public restrooms in Korea during the big event.

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3.“POP UP” RESTROOM, UK This is actually a “pop-up” urinal for use during the nighttime. The durable, cylindrical stainless steel urinal, which is called the Urilift will be lowered into the ground during the day or when it is not needed. Healthmatic, a Wiltshire, UK based company has been given rights to distribute the Urilift in the UK. The Urilift can be used by 3 persons simultaneously.

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4.SEMI-TRANSPARENT TOILET, UK This public toilet was built in front of London’s Tate Britain Gallery as an art exhibit by an Italian born artist. What is special about this restroom is that it is made up of semi-transparent glass. The “visitors” of the public toilet (who need to defy their own fear and embarrassment) can see through the one-way mirrored glass but passers-by can’t see the person inside the restroom.

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5.THE “TOILET BAR” RESTROOM, AUSTRIA The “toilet bar” of Vienna is actually a public restroom situated in an underpass near the Austria National Opera. The restroom features several units of urinals shaped like thick lipsticked lips with teeth and a tongue. Patrons were charged 75 cents for each visit. Eventually, the urinals were removed after facing public and political pressures as they were said to be offensive and sexist objects.

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posted by Zames li​

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Done by:Zames, Lusia, Thasvin, Mikaela
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