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By ming zheng

<toilet jokes and poem>1 [question: what is the same between a poop and a paper? answer: a sheet/shit.]2[question: there are 2 person in the toilet 2 person is queing for the their turn why do they not get a chance? answer:the 1st person thought there is somebody in there.] 3 [Why did tigger go to the toilet? answer:To find poo/[pooh] 4 [What did the toilet say to the other toilet? Answer:you look flushed] Jokes [How to clean your Toilet bowl.] 1. Put both lids of the toilet up and add 1/8 cup of pet shampoo to the water in the bowl. 2. Pick up the cat and soothe him while you carry him towards the bathroom.3. In one smooth movement, put the cat in the toilet and close the lid. You may need to stand on the lid.4. The cat will self agitate and make ample suds. Never mind the noises that come from the toilet, the cat is actually enjoying this.5. Flush the toilet three or four times. This provides a 'power-wash' and rinse'6. Have someone open the front door of your home. Be sure that there are no people between the bathroom and the front door. 7. Stand behind the toilet bowl as far as you can, and quickly lift the lid.8. The cat will rocket out of the toilet, streak through the bathroom, and run outside where he will dry himself off. 9. Both the toilet and the cat will be sparkling clean. [source:jokes from yahoo answers riddles from my thinking] posted by:Marcus Goh Xuan De

Toilet song(Siling Theme Song)
The song goes like this:


''T'' stands for toilet,
An oval and a rectangle,
Very clean and useful,
''Please take care of me''
Said the toilet itself,
Let do what it said
and do our part,
Clean toilet
is what we wish ,
so do our part to make the toilet clean,
Clean toilet,
is what we want so let's do our part to make it clean.


The End
Posted by : Catherine Toh


<Toilet Problem sums>
1. 20 boys went to the toilet.1/5 of them went to poo.the rest went to pee.if two flushes are made for pooing and 1 for peeing,how flushes are made?
answer:20 divide by 5= 4
4 times 4= 16
4 times 2= 8
8 add 16= 24
2. Mr Toilet earn $1000 a day.If a toilet bowl cost $500, how many toilets could he buyin 10 days.
answer:$1000 divide by $500= 2
2 toilets per day
2 times 10= 20 toilets
posted by :Yan ling

New Toilet song(Chirstmas Theme Song)

Clean toilet,
clean toilet,
toilet is what we need,
It save us when we are going to
To pee in our pants.
Clean toilet,
clean toilet,
toilet is very clean,
''Thank you toilet for everything you have done,
We will do our part To Make You CLEAN!''

The End

Posted by: Catherine Toh


<Toilet Problem Sums 2>
1.The First toilet bowl was 50cm tall,second toilet bowl was 60cm and the last toilet bowl was 40 cm tall.What is their average hight?(write your anwser in metres)
answer:50 plus 60 plus 40 =150cm
150 divide by 3=50cm
50 divide by 100=0.5m
2.The weight of the toilet bowl at the boys toilet is 56kg.the weight of the toilet bowl in the girls toilet is 76 kg.If the weight of the teacher toilet bowl is 3 times heavier than the total weight of the boys and girls toilet bowl, what is the weight of the teachers toilet bowl?
answer:56 plus 76 =132
132 times by 3=396kg
(Wa!Sooooo Heavy.Can be a tiger already!)
3.Mr Toilet bought 900g of toilet candy on Monday andthree times the candy on tuesday.If 100g cost $10,how much did he spent in all?
answer:900 times 3=2700g
2700 plus 900=3600
3600 divide 100=36
36 times $10= $36
Posted by:Yee Yan Ling

<Toilet Problem Sums 3>
1.Out of 400 toilet bowls,124 ase in the girls toilets.82 of the girls toilet bowls 1/2 of the boys toilet bowls are dirty.Express the number of clean toilet bowls as a fractionsof the total number of toilet bowls.
answer:400 -124=276
276 divide 2= 138
124 - 82= 42
138 plus 42 =180
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